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If you feel the need to yell at me about something, first, maybe consider not doing that. Here are some suggestions for more constructive activities:

• Go for a jog.
• Build a birdhouse.
• Slam your penis in a car door.
• Bake a loaf of banana bread.

If you must, there's not a whole hell of a lot I can do to stop you, so go nuts I guess.